Short people got no reason
  Short people got no reason
  Short people got no reason
  To live
  
  They got little hands
  And little eyes
  And they walk around
  Tellin' great big lies
  They got little noses
  And tiny little teeth
  They wear platform shoes
  On their nasty little feet
  
  Well, I don't want no short people
  Don't want no short people
  Don't want no short people
  Round here
  
  Short people are just the same
  As you and I
  (A fool such as I)
  All men are brothers
  Until the day they die
  (It's a wonderful world)
  
  Short people got nobody
  Short people got nobody
  Short people got nobody
  To love
  
  They got little baby legs
  And they stand so low
  You got to pick 'em up
  Just to say hello
  They got little cars
  That got beep, beep, beep
  They got little voices
  Goin' peep, peep, peep
  They got grubby little fingers
  And dirty little minds
  They're gonna get you every time
  Well, I don't want no short people
  Don't want no short people
  Don't want no short people
  'Round here