Behold the way our fine feathered-friend his virtue doth parade.
  Thou knowest not my dim witted friend, the picture Thou hast made.
  Thy vacant brow and Thy tousled hair conceal Thy good intent.
  Thou noble upright, truthful, sincere and slightly dopey gent

  You're..

    My funny valentine
    Sweet comic valentine
    You make me smile with my heart

  Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
  Yet you're my favorite work of art

  Is your figure less than greek
  Is your mouth a little bit weak
  When you open it to speak, are you smart?

  But don't change a hair for me
  Not if you care for me
  Stay little valentine stay

  Each day is valentine's day

  Is your figure less than greek
  Is your mouth a little bit weak
  When you open it to speak, are you smart?

  But don't change a hair for me
  Not if you care for me
  Stay little valentine stay

  Each day is valentine's day